Takes

Opinions, hot takes, and contrarian views on SEO, AI search, and the industry.

No filter. No hedge. Just what I actually think.

32 takes
Technical 15 min read

Piston-Driven SEO

Technical SEO as internal combustion engine. Four strokes. Twelve engineering concepts. Specific metrics with specific targets.

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Strategy 12 min read

Internal Links Beat Backlinks (For Most Sites)

You control them. They're free. They work. So why are you begging strangers for backlinks like a mendicant friar with a broken begging bowl?

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Google 28 min read

Josh Woodward and the Future of Everything

How a kid who set up web feeds at his Oklahoma high school became the person Google is betting its entire AI future on. An investigation.

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Industry 22 min read

The SEO Industry Makes You Want to Become a Farmer

A meditation on an industry built on air, the economics of attention, and why agrarian life starts looking attractive after twenty years of optimizing uncertainty.

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Strategy 15 min read

SEO is a Hardware Problem

Google has 200ms to answer you, and half of that is the speed of light through fiber. Everything else is a fast guess made by hardware that fails constantly.

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Google 18 min read

I Sharted and Finally Understood the Helpful Content Update

A whole bag of peanuts, half a jar of peanut butter, a can of sardines, and one fateful sneeze taught me more about Google's algorithm than 20 years in SEO.

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Industry 14 min read

SEO Predictions Are Horoscopes

When will we rank on page one? Your agency doesn't know. Your consultant doesn't know. Your in-house SEO definitely doesn't know but has learned to nod thoughtfully while inventing a number.

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Google 10 min read

AI Overviews Are Filtering Out Bad Traffic

Everyone mourns the 60% traffic drop from AI Overviews. But that traffic never converted. Those visitors bounced. Google is doing you a favor by removing your vanity metrics.

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Strategy 12 min read

GEO Is Premature Optimization

Generative Engine Optimization is 14 months old. No one has real data. Every GEO strategy is guesswork dressed as expertise. Stop optimizing for things you cannot measure.

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Strategy 5 min read

You Don't Need a CDN for SEO

CDN vendors convinced the SEO industry that edge caching is essential for rankings. It's not. Your 130ms latency savings are meaningless when your JavaScript wastes 4 seconds.

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Strategy 14 min read

You've Been Thinking About SEO Backwards Your Whole Career

Everyone obsesses over convincing Google they deserve to rank. But that's the wrong game entirely. The real game is becoming the entity Google has no choice but to rank.

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Strategy 12 min read

The SEO Playbook Nobody Will Sell You

20 years of SEO distilled into what actually works. No fluff, no frameworks, no funnels. Just the tactics that move rankings, explained honestly.

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Google 6 min read

Stop Chasing Algorithm Updates

Every time Google announces an update, the industry panics. Everyone scrambles to figure out what changed. But chasing updates is a losing game.

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Google 7 min read

The SEO Industry Needs Google's Opacity

Google won't tell us how ranking works. The SEO industry complains about this constantly. But our entire business model depends on the mystery.

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Google 7 min read

Google's Search Quality Team Is PR

The Search Liaison. The helpful content updates. The public guidance. It's all a communications strategy, not a technical one.

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Google 6 min read

The Death of SEO Never Comes

Every year, someone declares SEO dead. Social media killed it. Mobile killed it. Voice search killed it. AI killed it. Yet here we are, still optimizing.

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Industry 7 min read

SEO Reports Are Fiction

Monthly SEO reports are creative writing disguised as analytics. Cherry-picked metrics, meaningless graphs, and narratives built to justify retainers.

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Strategy 6 min read

Local SEO Is Just Yelp With Extra Steps

The local SEO industry has built an empire on something simple: get reviews, update your business info, don't be terrible. That's it.

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Tools 7 min read

The 200 Ranking Factors Myth

Everyone cites Google's 200 ranking factors. It's become SEO gospel. But it's a myth that's been holding the industry back for over a decade.

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Industry 7 min read

SEO Certifications Are Worthless

Google's SEO certification. HubSpot's certification. Semrush Academy. None of them will make you better at SEO. Credentials don't equal competence.

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Content 6 min read

Your Content Calendar Is Killing Your Content

Publishing 3 blog posts per week because the calendar says so. Quantity targets that sacrifice quality. Here's why your editorial calendar is the enemy.

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Industry 6 min read

SEO Twitter Is an Echo Chamber

The same people retweeting the same takes, congratulating each other on insights that never get tested. SEO Twitter isn't education - it's performance.

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Industry 7 min read

Most SEO Case Studies Are Lies

That impressive case study showing 500% traffic growth? It's probably cherry-picked, misleading, or outright fabricated. Here's how to spot the fakes.

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Tools 6 min read

Domain Authority Is a Vanity Metric

Domain Authority isn't a Google ranking factor. It's a number Moz made up. Yet the entire SEO industry treats it like gospel. Time to stop.

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Strategy 4 min read

The Best SEO Is Not Needing SEO

The companies that win at SEO are the ones that would succeed without it. Build something people search for by name and the rankings follow.

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Google 4 min read

E-E-A-T Is Made Up

E-E-A-T is not a ranking factor. It's a concept from Google's Quality Rater Guidelines - a document that has no direct impact on algorithms.

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Tools 4 min read

SEO Tools Are Selling You Your Own Data

You pay $400/month for data Google gives you for free. Ahrefs and Semrush are brilliant businesses. That doesn't mean you need them.

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Tools 3 min read

Your Site Doesn't Need an SEO Audit

Every agency leads with an audit. It's their foot in the door. But that 50-page PDF won't fix your real problem: you have nothing worth ranking for.

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Content 3 min read

Keyword Research Is Procrastination

You've spent three weeks in Ahrefs building the perfect keyword strategy. Meanwhile, your competitors published 20 articles and are already ranking.

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Industry 3 min read

SEO Conferences Are Just Expensive Commercials

You paid $2,000 to attend a conference where every "session" is a pitch deck. The speakers are selling. The sponsors are selling. You're the product.

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Google 4 min read

Core Web Vitals Are a Google Tax

Google convinced the entire web industry to optimize for metrics that barely matter. Meanwhile, slow sites with great content still outrank fast empty ones.

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Content 4 min read

AI Content Is the New Content Farm

We spent a decade killing content farms. Now everyone's building them again with ChatGPT. Same garbage, shinier packaging, faster production.

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Google 3 min read

Google Doesn't Owe You Traffic

Every algorithm update, the SEO community screams bloody murder. But Google doesn't owe you anything. You built on rented land. Now pay the rent.

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Strategy 4 min read

Technical SEO Is a Distraction

You don't have a technical SEO problem. You have a content problem. Stop hiding behind crawl budgets and schema markup.

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Strategy 3 min read

Backlinks Are the New PageRank Theater

The SEO industry is addicted to backlinks like it's still 2010. Meanwhile, Google has moved on. You should too.

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Industry 4 min read

SEO Agencies Are a Tax on Ignorance

Most SEO work takes a few hours a month. Agencies charge thousands to do what one person with a checklist could handle.

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Strategy 3 min read

There's No Such Thing as an SEO Strategy

Stop building SEO strategies. SEO is a set of tactics that serve your marketing - not a strategy itself.

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